we stayed with a man and a dog with the human name of mary. she is big and has LOTS of fur. her man has a fire which is lovely and toasty. i like to lie as close to it as possible and get warmer and warmer. her man calls me a -fire spaniel- but as a collie-based dog with staffie, lab and possible whippet ancestry i do not approve.
mary is allowed onto the sofa which is outrageous. i am not allowed onto the sofa but I do get onto the sofa when the man and the woman are not looking. i did not really mind the sofa because the fire was better. mary was very jealous of me lying in front of the fire and whenever i popped away she went and lay in my place. i did not mind though because she is so hairy that she could not stand the heat for more than a minute. ha ha. i have the perfect amount of hair and can lie right next to fires all the time.
since we have come home i have tried to get the man to set up a fire by shivering, curling up into a tiny ball and sighing sadly. but the man just says -look kia the radiators are on-. radiators are not as good as fires.
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